The response: “Crunch Berries.” Next, he and my cousin Googled the following “Crunch Berries” + “green poop”… and sure sh*t – they’d discover a myriad of anecdotes from others who experienced the green deuces after eating Crunch Berries. This deuce report intrigued his co-workers, each of whom asked him what he ate. After examining this deuce, he reported back to his fellow co-workers that the deuce was discolored – it turned Hulk green. Apparently while on shift (at a grocery store), his co-worker had to drop a deuce. He explained that he had a highly reliable “source” for his information. I asked him how he knew that Cap’n Crunch Oops All Berries cause green sh*ts. I called him out on the “joke” but he insisted that he wasn’t playin.Īt this point I’m still laughing and am like WTF did you just say?!?! Haha.
After hearing me laugh he says, “ I’m serious dude – you will sh*t green”… At this point I’m laughing even harder, nearly to the point of crying… I still thought he was joking around. Immediately after grabbing a box, my cousin was like, “ Dude, you know those (Cap’n Crunch Berries) turn your poop green right?” My reaction to this hilarious question was a chuckle… I assumed he was cracking a joke – mostly because the cereal is so damn colorful.īut dude was not playin. My pick was Cap’n Crunch Oops All Berries… Thereafter, my cousin cosigned my decision and snagged a box of Oops All Berries for himself. While browsing the cereal aisle, it didn’t take long for me to make a decision… Learning About Crunch Berries & Green Poop…Īlthough I rarely eat cereal anymore, back in December 2012, I was grocery shopping with my cousin (who I lived with at the time) – and fiending for some cereal. For all the skeptics of “green poop” from Crunch Berries.Are other foods besides Crunch Berries associated with green poop?.A more scientific answer to explain the Crunch Berries Green Poop.Why Crunch Berries cereal might cause green poop.
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